Ipads and Lobsteritas

The New Apple iPad...I want it...NOW! In fact, I am having Apple notify me when they are available so that I can order as soon as possible!!!

By the way, anyone who has not been to Red Lobster, needs to go IMMEDIATELY..if not for the seafood, for the waiters. Oh my Jesus! They are hot, sexy, bothered, anything and everything! I wanted one of them with my lobster tail, like on the side or something...mmmmm.....wow, I'm also drunk..thank you Lobsterita!! They are tricky with those things.

In other news, I am in the market for a Video Camera so that I can hire someone to record my life...because people...you can't WRITE THIS SHIT!!!!

Jan 11: Ready, Set, RESOLUTION-IZE!!!

Ok, here come the New Year's resolutions:

-Spend less money (and don't open any new credit cards)

-Finish P90X

-Get better grades

-Have more sex

Saving money is like the bane of my adult life. (Wow, I've never referred to myself as an adult ever, weird...) I have never been in more trouble ever than with money. It's like a constant battle because I'll be in a store and absolutely fall in love with something and convince myself that I need it. Ever seen Confessions of a Shopaholic? Well, then you got a sneak peek at my life.

P90X I really have no excuse not to finish it because the deadline for the finishing point is my birthday. It's kind of like my birthday present to myself. Happy Birthday Lawrence, here's your hot body!!

Better grades? Wah wah, prolly not gonna happen but I'll at least try

Have more sex....hmmm....let me rephrase, have more sex with people who aren't already in a relationship...oops!

Here's to a Happy New Year!