May 22: New obsession

Kristin Chenoweth's book "A Little Bit Wicked" is on the way to French Lick as I'm writing this! Oh my goodness, I'm so excited. Yes, that's the new obsession I've alluded to...I am just so enthralled with her. She has a lot of insight into the theatre world, and Ray told me to read the book, so....I am!! And I've been looking up all her videos on youtube, and just being an all around crazy person!

In other exciting news, I have decided to visit New York in late July, so if any of ya'll will be out there, give me a shout out so we can meet up! I miss all of my school friends because I'm working full time at French Lick now, so I don't get to see them as much, but...

MUCH LOVE AND KISSES!!

May 8: New Glasses!

Hey ya'll

It turns out, distance doesn't make the heart grow fonder...glasses do!! I have been without glasses since like March. Here's what happened...

Simone and I went over to our friend Marisa's one night in early March for some giggles and fun, and by the end of the night I was so completely hammered (not proud) that I decided to walk home. Now, when I am drunk I think of clever ways to outsmart the cops (even if there are none around..) This night in particular I thought that if I ran the 10 minutes home, the cops would not be able to see me. I know, stupid idea. Well, I didn't get caught by the popos, but I did manage to lose my glasses. Because I remember walking out the door, start to run and then waking up in my bed...blind, and with a cut on the bottom of my foot. Oops!

But all is good now, I charged a pair of sleek black frames to my bursar the other day. So now I can drive at night, see the tv, and even spy on the hot neighbor boy from great distances. Hooray!

May 1: Happy Cinco De Uno?

I keep thinking the first of every month should be 'something'. Like April 1st is April Fools' Day and January 1st is Pretend to Make Life Changing Decisions Day. I know that the Kentucky Derby is today, which is great don't get me wrong, but it's kind of making me dizzy. Instead I think that everyone should run around all day with their dicks out and it can be National Suck Me Off Day! I would celebrate that holiday every year with such gusto, I may as well be the face of it...like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny...I could be the Blow Job Fairy.

Anyway, since I was practically getting YELLED AT for not updating the blog, here I am...updating the blog...HAPPY?! Life has changed a lot since the last time. My computer has crashed and I've lost my glasses, dignity, and virginity. But all hope is not lost since I have brushed up my prostitution skills and having been marching up and down Walnut looking for work. JUST KIDDING!!

Have a great Suck Me Off Day ya'll!!
XOXO
The Blow Job Fairy

*Explicit*

So, my goddamn new Pumas are squeaking. How fucking embarassing is that? And on top of that all my cards are maxed out so I can't go out and buy new ones! And if you're thinking "Lolli, there are other people in the world who would give up their arm for those shoes", well I DISAGREE! Even if I were starving in a third world country and couldn't see straight because of the malaria striking me blind, I for sure wouldn't take a hand me down pair of squeaking Pumas! I mean, come ON people get real.

Oh and the video is doing great! That baby has reached well over 500 views, and you know what that means!! BUSTED QUEENS will now be a regularily posted YouTube show featuring two of your favorite drag queens, Victoria Foxx, and Tiffany Simone Alexexander. So, search "Busted queens" every once in a while on youtube to see if there are new episodes!

Just realized I use exlamation points way too much in my writing...what's wrong with me?

BUSTED QUEENS DEBUT!!!

Hey ya'll! Haven't posted since January, get over it, not like you all weren't too busy for some of yo shit too!

Busted Queens is off the ground and on its way to Stardom! But we need EVERYONE to tell their friends about it so that it can get as many hits as possible! We wanna be famous ya'll! And if we get enough hits, we are going to make it a regular thing, so please please please help us out and plug this shit to death!

Other than a fierce video, life is business as usual...Simone is trying to get her ballet shit together, and I'm trying not to drown in booze...(Maybe not trying hard enough whoopsie ;) The new roommate Hermes has two or three women over to the apartment every damn week and the routine is always the same: Cook them dinner, serve them wine, get them in bed, take them home, and ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME IN THE PROCESS!! Like, DANG Keisha!

Also I've started to grow my own basil in a pot in the kitchen window...I feel like such a Suzy Q Homemaker!

Kisses!

Ipads and Lobsteritas

The New Apple iPad...I want it...NOW! In fact, I am having Apple notify me when they are available so that I can order as soon as possible!!!

By the way, anyone who has not been to Red Lobster, needs to go IMMEDIATELY..if not for the seafood, for the waiters. Oh my Jesus! They are hot, sexy, bothered, anything and everything! I wanted one of them with my lobster tail, like on the side or something...mmmmm.....wow, I'm also drunk..thank you Lobsterita!! They are tricky with those things.

In other news, I am in the market for a Video Camera so that I can hire someone to record my life...because people...you can't WRITE THIS SHIT!!!!

Jan 11: Ready, Set, RESOLUTION-IZE!!!

Ok, here come the New Year's resolutions:

-Spend less money (and don't open any new credit cards)

-Finish P90X

-Get better grades

-Have more sex

Saving money is like the bane of my adult life. (Wow, I've never referred to myself as an adult ever, weird...) I have never been in more trouble ever than with money. It's like a constant battle because I'll be in a store and absolutely fall in love with something and convince myself that I need it. Ever seen Confessions of a Shopaholic? Well, then you got a sneak peek at my life.

P90X I really have no excuse not to finish it because the deadline for the finishing point is my birthday. It's kind of like my birthday present to myself. Happy Birthday Lawrence, here's your hot body!!

Better grades? Wah wah, prolly not gonna happen but I'll at least try

Have more sex....hmmm....let me rephrase, have more sex with people who aren't already in a relationship...oops!

Here's to a Happy New Year!