Whose bright idea was it over at CitiBank to grant me the preposterous wish of a high credit limit!? I know myself and it will disappear so quickly I won't even have time to return anything! Although I will say the new Ipod Touch is pretty cool. But then I had to buy the iHome and then I sorta said, "Okay honey. Time to slow down."
In other news Heidi Klum wants to change her last name? Yea, she wants to change it to Samuel because that's Seal's last name. Ok, I'm not Heidi but if I had an exotic last name like Klum you couldn't pay me enough to change it to some boring old name like Samuel (ok maybe you could pay me, whoops)! Besides, no one even knew that was Seal's last name anyway, didn't everyone just call him Seal? But when you talk about Heidi Klum you have to say Heidi Klum because no one's on a first name basis with Heidi Klum! And NOW no one will want to say Heidi Samuel, so they'll probably just say, "Oh, did you see that new Project Runway? That girl, Heidi used-to-be-Klum is FIERCE!"
I wish I had enough sex to write a sex column. Wouldn't that be great?! Getting paid for having sex and no one will call you a whore?! Sign me up!
