BUSTED QUEENS DEBUT!!!

Hey ya'll! Haven't posted since January, get over it, not like you all weren't too busy for some of yo shit too!

Busted Queens is off the ground and on its way to Stardom! But we need EVERYONE to tell their friends about it so that it can get as many hits as possible! We wanna be famous ya'll! And if we get enough hits, we are going to make it a regular thing, so please please please help us out and plug this shit to death!

Other than a fierce video, life is business as usual...Simone is trying to get her ballet shit together, and I'm trying not to drown in booze...(Maybe not trying hard enough whoopsie ;) The new roommate Hermes has two or three women over to the apartment every damn week and the routine is always the same: Cook them dinner, serve them wine, get them in bed, take them home, and ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME IN THE PROCESS!! Like, DANG Keisha!

Also I've started to grow my own basil in a pot in the kitchen window...I feel like such a Suzy Q Homemaker!

Kisses!

Oct 8: Dawn of a new Era

A.K.A. the Era of Credit Debt.

Whose bright idea was it over at CitiBank to grant me the preposterous wish of a high credit limit!? I know myself and it will disappear so quickly I won't even have time to return anything! Although I will say the new Ipod Touch is pretty cool. But then I had to buy the iHome and then I sorta said, "Okay honey. Time to slow down."

In other news Heidi Klum wants to change her last name? Yea, she wants to change it to Samuel because that's Seal's last name. Ok, I'm not Heidi but if I had an exotic last name like Klum you couldn't pay me enough to change it to some boring old name like Samuel (ok maybe you could pay me, whoops)! Besides, no one even knew that was Seal's last name anyway, didn't everyone just call him Seal? But when you talk about Heidi Klum you have to say Heidi Klum because no one's on a first name basis with Heidi Klum! And NOW no one will want to say Heidi Samuel, so they'll probably just say, "Oh, did you see that new Project Runway? That girl, Heidi used-to-be-Klum is FIERCE!"

I wish I had enough sex to write a sex column. Wouldn't that be great?! Getting paid for having sex and no one will call you a whore?! Sign me up!

August 23: Play fair Brenda

Okay so good news. He's not a slob. And I didn't come home to hideous wall litter. Although I did come home to a room that still needed to be unpacked. Ugh. But, NOW!? Everything is so out of your mind, CRAZY!!!

Last night was my first night back in Bloomington, Indiana for good! And the queens went and slapped the town silly! Simone, myself, and our dear goddess friend, Marissa Nicole tore the shit out of Jake's Nightclub. Or, well...brenda...Jake's tore the shit out of us...play fair. Marissa decided she was going to give her nightly dose of LOVE to the straight men in the club. Well, after a hearty 'FUCKIN FAGGOT' from one of the local bros, we hastened our asses to the door and made it back to House of Drag; me with my life, Marissa with her goddess status still intact, and Simone with Herpes. And by Herpes, I mean a hickey. My mistake, they both start with 'H'! All in all, a perfect start to Welcome Week at IU. Can't wait to see what us Demon Divas stir up next!

We have a house guest this week. Miss Bradley Wantz is residing on our luscious living room sofa. I can't decide if she has a demon inside, or if she's just plain crazy. Right this moment, he's dancing to himself in front of our decorative wall fan above the fire place. Yup...crazy.

This week is going to be stupid fly!