August 23: Play fair Brenda

Okay so good news. He's not a slob. And I didn't come home to hideous wall litter. Although I did come home to a room that still needed to be unpacked. Ugh. But, NOW!? Everything is so out of your mind, CRAZY!!!

Last night was my first night back in Bloomington, Indiana for good! And the queens went and slapped the town silly! Simone, myself, and our dear goddess friend, Marissa Nicole tore the shit out of Jake's Nightclub. Or, well...brenda...Jake's tore the shit out of us...play fair. Marissa decided she was going to give her nightly dose of LOVE to the straight men in the club. Well, after a hearty 'FUCKIN FAGGOT' from one of the local bros, we hastened our asses to the door and made it back to House of Drag; me with my life, Marissa with her goddess status still intact, and Simone with Herpes. And by Herpes, I mean a hickey. My mistake, they both start with 'H'! All in all, a perfect start to Welcome Week at IU. Can't wait to see what us Demon Divas stir up next!

We have a house guest this week. Miss Bradley Wantz is residing on our luscious living room sofa. I can't decide if she has a demon inside, or if she's just plain crazy. Right this moment, he's dancing to himself in front of our decorative wall fan above the fire place. Yup...crazy.

This week is going to be stupid fly!