August 27: We about to get grimy!

Welcome week has sure turned out to be nothing other than one of the craziest weeks of my life! Tuesday night was the weekly stripper night at Uncle E's and it's always paired with a drag show. Simone performed and I went to see her fabulous ass do what she DO! I bought the cutest little pink dress and paired it with my pink satin heels from Nine West. TOO GORGEOUS! The mistake I made, however, was only eating 3 Wheat Thins for dinner. Two long islands later, I'm walking around trying not to fall off of the 5 inches on my feet. The third long island wasn't a drink at all. I'm pretty sure it was just a roofie in water. For real, it felt like I needed an exorcism. But, I made it home fine and I'm still here, so BOOP!

Last night was pretty fly as well. Jordan and Logan hosted a party way out in the goonies by KERASOTE THEATRE! First of all, that's so far away. But, it turned out to be a pretty good time. I mean, until the Bright Blue Jungle Juice ran out. Let me tell you something. Once the booze runs out, so do I. I run to the nearest liquor store and continue at home with friends. This time, it was with Jen and David....until I broke Jen's lamp...then, I had to go home. No, I'm totally kidding, but I did break it and I don't want to talk about it.

What I DO want to talk about: how is it that Bloomington is all of a sudden filled to the brim with hot MEN!? It's amazing to me. At the start of every school year, IU is crawling with hot, tan, and gorgeous boys. Then, in the winter they all disappear and hibernate on top of each other, naked, in a cave somewhere, I just know it. Then, in the Spring they come back out to taunt us with their glistening bodies (that somehow got better through the winter) while jogging from fraternity to fraternity.

...well, maybe I don't want to talk about it...boop de doop!