ANYWAY!
So, first week of classes and everything is a whirlwind. Auditions, acting classes, dance classes, gender studies classes (with a bunch of bitter, sexless women who can't see the beauty in a phallic national monument. I mean, seriously? Are you that sexually frustrated that you have to go after dicks? Maybe it's you! Maybe you should be attacking vaginas instead? They're not that pretty. And think about it...phallic buildings are easier to build structurally. And if you're pissed that there aren't any buildings that resemble female genetalia...don't forget about football stadiums. They look pretty 'cunty' to me.).
That was a parenthetical rant if anyone was wondering.
Any-boop! The party scene hasn't really been that crazy this week because of, duh, classes. But, after this first week it should start to pick back up. I always compare parties in Bloomington to Lindsay Lohan: No matter how many times they die down, they always seem to annoyingly creep back up to be popular for a while before getting destroyed again. Tomorrow, for instance is the MT party at the Angulo House. I've already asked out my date. He's one of the best dates to go to a party with. In fact, if anyone would like to take my date to a party, I'm more than willing to share. His name is Patron: Silver. And he's shy until you cozy up to him, and then somehow all your clothes come off. It's really strange.
Tune in next time for: Crazy babies taking over the world!
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