Hand sanitizer: the cure to everything.
I seriously don't know who invented hand sanitizer, but it's prolly the most convenient, magical shit I've ever had. I use it all the time and because of it I never get SICK!!...
...except for that one time (like right now) that I'm totally on my death bed...okay that's dramatic, I'm fine except for I sound like Julie Andrews (after the surgery, yikes). Whatever I'm taking Zicam like there's no tomorrow and hoping for a fast recovery. Send me a get well card if you wish! (But, if there's nothing tangible inside, I just want to let you know I'll prolly throw it away oops!)
So, the straightmate (so I've dubbed him) is getting along fine with two fierce bitches. Although, I think he might have a slight drinking problem? Ok, stop lying Vicki. Let's be real, if he has a drinking problem, I'm in trouble. I actually love that he drinks so much because it gives me something to watch, hahahaha.
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