A Princess, A Queen, and an Idiot

The other week, my good friend Charnette and I went to see Princess and the Frog, the day it came out. It was one of the BEST Disney movies I had ever seen in my life! They really are going back to original animation and all that jazz and i'm loving every hand drawn minute of it. While the movie was great, however, after the movie was when things started going downhill. This guy sitting right in front of us, mid 40s I'd say, stood up and turned around while the credits were rolling and said, and I quote,

"As if your flamboyant nature wasn't obnoxious enough, you could have at least been

quiet so the people around you could have enjoyed it."

.....I mean...come on.

So I politely let him finish, nodding politely and making affirmative noises, until he was done,

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hmm, right...oh...you done?...oh, okay then.........BEGONE BITCH!! GET OUT OF MY FLAMBOYANT SIGHT, LEST YOU FALL UNDER MY WRATH!!!"

As a queen it is my duty to keep peasants, (namely homophobic 40 year olds and their friends going to see a children's movie on a Friday night), in line and rid the world of their ignorance.

And SO...ends the fairy tale of the Princess, The Queen, and the Idiot. Good night my darlings.