I keep thinking the first of every month should be 'something'. Like April 1st is April Fools' Day and January 1st is Pretend to Make Life Changing Decisions Day. I know that the Kentucky Derby is today, which is great don't get me wrong, but it's kind of making me dizzy. Instead I think that everyone should run around all day with their dicks out and it can be National Suck Me Off Day! I would celebrate that holiday every year with such gusto, I may as well be the face of it...like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny...I could be the Blow Job Fairy.
Anyway, since I was practically getting YELLED AT for not updating the blog, here I am...updating the blog...HAPPY?! Life has changed a lot since the last time. My computer has crashed and I've lost my glasses, dignity, and virginity. But all hope is not lost since I have brushed up my prostitution skills and having been marching up and down Walnut looking for work. JUST KIDDING!!
Have a great Suck Me Off Day ya'll!!
XOXO
The Blow Job Fairy
Well Done! I'm glad you're back!
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