July 5th: Back to a somewhat normal life

So I think my life is slowly headed back to the safer side of normal...for now. Mainly because
I've successfully eluded strippers in all way, shape, and drunken form. And I've been taking it
easy, avoiding drinking establishments and making sure I'm on my best behavior.
Ok, cut the bull shit. Let's face it, all I have to do is walk past a bar, and I get sucked inside. I
mean, it's not my fault that I get weirdly affected by the gravity!
Case in point..one night this weekend, I was just harmlessly walking across the street with som
friends to a store that just so happened to be right next to B-A-R. Well, before we knew it, we
were all inside with drinks at a table! It was the strangest thing. I mean, there's no use in wasting
drinks, so we thought, "Why not?" So we stayed.
I don't know what it is about small town bars, but frequenters are just hilarious. Take Karaoke
night. Every time I go to Karaoke, there is this guy dressed from head to toe like a cowboy.
Complete with hat, chaps (no, they're not assless), boots, and spurs. And then he sings a tone
deaf version of "Boot, scoot, and boogie" 10 times in a row. And no one is stopping him!?
Hello? That is one reason that I have to keep drinking to stay sane.

Another reason is this old woman (who looks like she's at a crossroads of Arthritis and Death),
that dances and moves her white head of hair around to "Pop, Lock, and Drop It"...alone. Every
time I see that, it's over...I might as well be blacked out and down for the count.
I guess when it all comes down to it...it's the little things in life that make you happy. For me, it's\
that occasional gravitational pull. What makes you happy?