September 12: Question MARK!

It is 1:12 AM on Saturday night. I am sitting in bed. I am on my computer. All of those seem normal, except that at this particular point in time, I am not drunk. I am completely and surprisingly sober! I honestly couldn't tell you the last saturday night that I was sober. But you know what? I kind of like the feeling. The feeling that I am going to wake up tomorrow fresh and ready for the day and not have to worry about feeling like absolute shit for the entire day.. so I guess it's a win for me. Maybe I should try this more often?

Another episode of Jersey Shore is on Sunday night before the VMAs.
WAIT!!!
Before I get to all of my shore babies, I have to let you know something horrifying, ridiculous, and all around perfect! My apartment building stopped providing cable and told us all we had to find our own means of getting cable. Fine. What did we get? 100 more channels, HD Channels, On Demand, HBO, Starz, and DVR. Guess who is never leaving the house again?...me! I mean, seriously, did I go overboard? And also, who the fuck cares! I'll do what I want! haha

Back to Shore:

May possibly (no probably, no....definitely) go as Snookie for Halloween. I SHOULD have gone as her last year, but I think Jersey Shore Season 1 premiered after Halloween was over last year, I'm not sure. But THIS year, it's time for me to Snook-it-up. WAH!

Who are YOU going to be for Halloween? Calling all guidos, juiceheads and gorillas to be my date for the night. You know you want some snookie to go!

September 1: A New Outlook

Life twists and turns on itself so much, that sometimes, we as human beings don't know up from down, or left from right. In fact, many times we see things not as how they are but misconstrued and, well, fucked up. It's not that I resent the idea that we have to take things with a grain of salt, but rather I resent that we are all held responsible for not only our actions, but also things that happen to us that are far outside of our control. (this was an example of a run on sentence, do NOT use one of theses in english class or you will get an F.) It IS true, however, that this blog entry is far to formal for my taste, so I shall stop now.. remind me to tell about the call back and audition situation tomorrow. It is too fresh for me today.