It is 1:12 AM on Saturday night. I am sitting in bed. I am on my computer. All of those seem normal, except that at this particular point in time, I am not drunk. I am completely and surprisingly sober! I honestly couldn't tell you the last saturday night that I was sober. But you know what? I kind of like the feeling. The feeling that I am going to wake up tomorrow fresh and ready for the day and not have to worry about feeling like absolute shit for the entire day.. so I guess it's a win for me. Maybe I should try this more often?
Another episode of Jersey Shore is on Sunday night before the VMAs.
WAIT!!!
Before I get to all of my shore babies, I have to let you know something horrifying, ridiculous, and all around perfect! My apartment building stopped providing cable and told us all we had to find our own means of getting cable. Fine. What did we get? 100 more channels, HD Channels, On Demand, HBO, Starz, and DVR. Guess who is never leaving the house again?...me! I mean, seriously, did I go overboard? And also, who the fuck cares! I'll do what I want! haha
Back to Shore:
May possibly (no probably, no....definitely) go as Snookie for Halloween. I SHOULD have gone as her last year, but I think Jersey Shore Season 1 premiered after Halloween was over last year, I'm not sure. But THIS year, it's time for me to Snook-it-up. WAH!
Who are YOU going to be for Halloween? Calling all guidos, juiceheads and gorillas to be my date for the night. You know you want some snookie to go!
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